this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life
Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?”
Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you
Just found a letter I wrote to myself from 2004. #sadboyproblems #whosyourmama #pale
I don’t know exactly why it’s so funny but this makes me laugh until my stomach HURTS
We sent one lucky researcher to find out which is the least of three evils: the stalwart (McDonald’s Egg White Delight McMuffin), the faux elite (Starbucks Bacon and Gouda Sandwich), or the crazy-eyed, shit-stained new kid (Taco Bell Sausage Waffle Taco).
Upon opening the Waffle Taco box, I immediately assumed it was a practical joke crafted in a rainy alleyway. It literally looks like a monster that wants to eat you instead of the other way around. Do you see it? The waffle is the lips, the sausage is the tongue, the eggs and cheese are the tartar-stained teeth (or some alien form of neuro-toxic vomit). In any case, say “AHHHHHHH!”
NATE NATE NATE